Ok..so there are these dolls called Moxie Girlz. they are like Barbie meets Bratz. I don’t know. I don’t care. They recently released their newest series called Poopsy Pets. It is either pure genius or pure insanity but no in between. They come with pets. You know like Unicorns and Koalas. Just your everyday pets. These pets are not just abnormal pets though. These are Poopsy Pets. Yes. That’s what they are called and I’m sure the name is trademarked and all that. Do these Poopsy Pets poop poop? No. get out of here with that nonsense. They poop rainbows and jewels. Sold? Sold! This makes me miss Mr. Toots. Remember Mr. Toots? Oh, you don’t? How could you ever forget.
Get your rainbow pooping Unicorn or even a jewel poooping Koala at the links below.