So….Saturday was Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day and I missed it. I was pretty disappointed in this but then I got to thinking that if you’re going to pretend to be a time traveler you don’t really miss anything. Time being both constant and malleable means I can celebrate today by going back in time two days to celebrate as well. I can go back and bet on the Marquez-Pacquiao fight and make sure I don’t drink as much Tequila as I did Saturday night and get the burrito I didn’t get at the burrito place because I forgot to get the burrito I wanted to get at the burrito place. This burrito thing is pretty important to me. Anyway. For today I am a time traveler. Back two days I go to celebrate this imaginary holiday. Maybe I’ll watch Time Bandits. I’ll be sure to pause it 40 minutes in because if you look closely you can see me dancing Gangnam Style on an iceberg in the background because I went back in time last year to the filming of that movie and got myself a cameo. Word up.
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